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ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #177921
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm, #177915
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm, #177914
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


TEXAS PRIDE -




IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


THE PERFECT WOMAN -


TAGS: gamerqgirl hawt nerd geek cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 14, 2013, 4:08 am, #218422
Thi5 is all good and true, but they put up a fight when it's your turn to play your videogames.
agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:38 pm, #214452
Magic, cubby.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 16, 2011, 7:53 pm, #214435
faved


Mistress Queef -




CAFFEINE - You don't think we're this fucking chipper by accident, do you?




TEQUILA AND TRAMP STAMPS - A good start on a few of my favorite things ...




NOW IN STOCK - Brand new dishwashers, sandwich makers, and bed warmers! Lots of colors, makes and models to choose from! Hurry in for the best selection!


TAGS: sequel to 21168 black lingerie looks best when draped over the chandelier
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:38 pm, #212215
This is a funny one.... get over yourself.
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:28 pm, #212214
That's funny! You are absolutely right but for the totally wrong reason. Check the forum, search for him/her
Cloud - February 11, 2011, 5:19 pm, #212211
Whoever made this is an asshole.


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.




SUPER SQUIRREL - faster than a speeding chicken, smarter than the average bear...




SQUIRRELS - They have nuts.




BACON -


TAGS: bacon day religious experience have fun prayer etiquette
Rating: 3.91/5

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SaintMutt - July 8, 2010, 8:56 am, #183689
Hommina hommina how wah?
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:23 pm, #156575
CLUE #3: Last clue… the final answer is in the tags of poster #89188


DIVERSITY -




G.I. JOE - cleansing the world of squirrles scense 1964


TAGS: squirrels g i joe
Rating: 2.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 14, 2013, 4:03 am, #218421
Dude, I totally need to hire them for my yard. It's like they're hoping I get in an accident.
Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 9:51 pm, #214680
hah !
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:46 pm, #214676
Either get a hold of a dictionary, spell check, or stop having TheOne help you with captions.


1 + 1 = 3 - If you don't use a condom


TAGS: one plus one equals three
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - December 19, 2011, 12:33 am, #216801
Dude, that's a happy event... the result can be 4 or 5 or...


PHILOSOPHY -




HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: japan earthquake
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 9:25 pm, #214059

one was done for haiti and then you could find a slew of pics like it all over the web.
Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:30 pm, #214056
meh...it was new to me...nice one .
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:36 am, #214041
that was a big boy. Poor Cubby. Those sirens went off pretty early today. I don't think he'll be surfing today
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 10:33 am, #214039

This has been done before and has no luster.


BUGS BUNNY - Hollywood's ORIGINAL drag queen!




LE GRIL? - What the HELL does THAT mean?


TAGS: simpsons homer grill bbq le gril
Rating: 3.08/5

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50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:49 am, #209910
lol.......... Love the noobs that try to come in with no posters and scrutinize things.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:26 am, #209907

Way to contribute nothing but a dumb/ lame ass comment.
Maxxxy - January 14, 2011, 8:38 am, #209906
Way to get the quote completely wrong.


BOUQUET - WOW! She Really Loves Me




QUEEN OF QUEEF - I don't always queef, but when I do it's epically nasty ...




NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.




DEATH - You can't run from him forever... But you can make the bastard work for it.




HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE FUCKED - Simple, if the situation looks anything like this, you're fucked.




ANIME HARLEY QUINN - As if she wasn't f*ckable enough, now she's hentai-ready!




PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.82/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm, #214221
Im more worried about how much spam is in it


YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! - Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?




SPIT OR SWALLOW - Do they have the answer to the age-old question?


TAGS: spit swallow old question rnr olson twins
Rating: 3.1/5

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uwp59 - June 22, 2010, 1:14 am, #181130
I bet they both swallow...and they probably love huge loads


BATMAN WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR DADDY ISSUES JUST FINE -




SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut


TAGS: squirrel bruce lee martial super peanut
Rating: 3.08/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:43 am, #208480
in witch he will be taken down by Chip Morris


STOP !! - What have you done to Mom ?




SQUAIDS - it's some serious sh*t! seriously!




TRUE STRENGTH -


TAGS: quite a staunch mouse
Rating: 4.65/5

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CaptainBaked - April 6, 2011, 10:09 am, #215360
rerun uses test comment... it is super effective
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:23 pm, #215348
test comment
Bull - March 27, 2011, 3:29 am, #215347
I'd have tacked on something like "unless your this little guy, then you're pretty much screwed" at the end.
CaptainBaked - March 26, 2011, 12:13 pm, #215289
Ah didn't think of that... Will do next time I might motivate someone! :)
motinet - March 26, 2011, 12:05 pm, #215288

Should have posted to MotivationalTwist.com, where all the motivational posters should go


WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?




MEMORIES - Some are more disturbing than others


TAGS: square pizza
Rating: 2.8/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 3, 2010, 9:23 am, #200909
I miss that pizza. I wish I was allowed near a school :(
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:22 pm, #200739
Never had a school lunch?
BrokenEye - November 2, 2010, 2:10 pm, #200737
I don't get it


PERFECT WOMAN - she is it


TAGS: mime quiet woman
Rating: 2.76/5

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HEY, -




RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am, #206254
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am, #206233
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #178910
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm, #163791
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm, #163480
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


EPIC CLEAVAGE -




MARIJUANA - You would have to be high to do this painlessly




UNDERWEAR - Sometimes it's a good idea!!




LADY OF THE LAKE -


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm, #163779
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


GEOGRAPHY FAIL - CNN has no clue where Iraq is.


TAGS: cnn iraq
Rating: 2.73/5

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super girl -


TAGS: super quick
Rating: 4.69/5

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concern3 - December 27, 2014, 2:45 am, #219587
5er nice


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.53/5

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Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790

Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538

This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446
save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!




AQUAMAN - Because somebody has to stay behind and watch the base


TAGS: aquaman jla
Rating: 3.32/5

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SQUIRTING. - SFW Sucks.


TAGS: squirting squirt guns
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:19 pm, #159681
It's no anime, but it does raise an eyebrow.


THE GYM - Now there's one piece of equipment I wanna use !!


TAGS: gym equipment epic butt sexy chick nice
Rating: 4.3/5

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Sho - March 5, 2010, 4:00 pm, #161960
2L ass
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 5, 2010, 10:19 pm, #156378
EWWW smell she's got panty-lines can u imagine how bad those babies small after a spin class and step-class. Just hand them over here and I'll discard them.
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 11:18 am, #152602
Ewwwwe! The last guy that used it didn't wipe it down like he was suppossed to! Where's that damn janitor!


YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: queen
Rating: 3.15/5

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DIABEETUS - WILFORD SAYS EAT YOUR QUAKER OATMEAL...OR ELSE.




TORTURE - The very definition.




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.06/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594
simply...furry


GODZILLA - "It is in the interest of the commonwealth of mankind that there should be someone who is unconquered. . ." - Seneca




WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




PURE EVIL -




IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.




HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?




REALITY -




SQUIRTING. - He was almost the king. Almost.


TAGS: squirting fail
Rating: 2.5/5

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Titsman - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm, #160809
Treehodger, wtf is up with all these squirting motifakes?xD Im jast sayin :P Love them anyways, keep em coming :D
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:59 pm, #159676
Fair enough.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 10:55 pm, #159674
Meh, I don't care lol. I just post things that make me laugh. Don't mean it has to make the rest of the world. Lol. That is your guys job.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:40 pm, #159664
Especially when you have a handful of people narrating it for you?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:40 pm, #159663
Aren't growing pains great here, Tree?
TheTrashHeap - February 20, 2010, 10:39 pm, #159660
Well 1 out of 4 isn't bad! Actually wait....it is. Quality over quantity unless you are one of the few (eg Ronsart,Culos etc) who can do both.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:34 pm, #159651
I can't speak for others, but this is 5L quality in my book.... and means that I expect it from you more often!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm, #159631
Gee, thanks. I think, lol.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:04 pm, #159627
I approved your other 3 "squirt" fetish posters just to counter-balance this poster... a certified gem!


WISE GUY HUH -


TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm, #195092
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm, #195044
"goon" fits pretty well ;)


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




SETTING THE TRAP -




ULTIMATE EVIL -




THE ETERNAL QUESTION -


TAGS: eternal question star trek star wars
Rating: 3.71/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm, #202301
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm, #151188
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm, #151151
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm, #150919
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm, #150911
Photon torpedoes. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm, #150904
Star Wars is the winner


FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this




HOLY VIAGRA, BATMAN!! - I'd have to stop wearing tights...or get a bigger utility belt...




ROMAN ARCHITECTURE -


TAGS: flyin buttresses arches and aquaducts
Rating: 3.55/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:11 pm, #152087
based on the last posts, I am going to guess Davis A is about 13
David A - January 11, 2010, 3:10 pm, #152086
She just erected a column over here too!


TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.2/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm, #163716

Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm, #163714
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


SUBTLETY - Have you ever heard about it?




KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: kids letter qantas pilot don t fuck up
Rating: 4/5

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pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:09 pm, #213251
I'd be more worried about the plane being Qantas
hootizz - February 27, 2011, 4:28 am, #213225
Hey you know some Maori..!!, Kia whakakakahuria ratau ki te whakama, ki te numinumi...
Derek - February 27, 2011, 4:11 am, #213224
Otautahi? Seriously, not heard Christchurch called that... ever.


STUPIDITY - It often comes in pairs.


TAGS: squirrels
Rating: 3.25/5

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spacedog - March 8, 2010, 8:59 pm, #163273
British squirrels then? Limey...oh forget it.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 8:58 pm, #163272
Put the lime in the coconut is stuck in my head.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:55 pm, #163270
Victory at last! LOL@Random
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 8:55 pm, #163269
............ I now have that song playing in my head. I hate you all now.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:54 pm, #163268
Lovely bunch of coconuts?
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:53 pm, #163267
I can just hear the squeeky voices, WFT, now what?
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:51 pm, #163266
*s
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:51 pm, #163265
I alway knew you were crazy, but now I can, can ... can't finish it.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:47 pm, #163264
Wait.... are they employed for ball-return in Bedrock?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:46 pm, #163263
Now I wanna crack coconuts!
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:45 pm, #163261
They are actually our 1L bombers, if we guess correctly they take off the shells.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:40 pm, #163259
Well, whatever the fuck they're doing; they are ... crazy as hell!
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:38 pm, #163256
I thought they were playing hind and seek
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:35 pm, #163253
They're simply awaiting the arrival of some African swallows!


QUESTION - Why do some people have to smoke after sex??




SNIPER SQUIRREL - will shoot your nuts off




EASY - A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.


TAGS: easy woman liquid
Rating: 4.83/5

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docsmith060708 - December 6, 2011, 3:52 pm, #216743
LOOKS LIKE ALL YOU CAN EAT TO ME!
alleycat - July 27, 2011, 7:19 pm, #215956
why isn't it easy to meet easy girls ?..
TJcrashwolf - July 8, 2011, 3:42 am, #215882
yyyuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy


TAKING A SHIT -




HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!




LADY GAGA - Don't Let Her Ride Your Disco Stick




QQ - That's right! QQ moar!


TAGS: qq moar crying
Rating: 2.54/5

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TOO MUCH TEQUILA - SOMEHOW WHEN YOU REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS YOU REALIZED YOU WERE TOTALLY FUCKED!




CAN O' WHUP-ASS - Osama made us open one




ANI-M.I.L.F. - Anime Mother I'd Like To F*ck!




GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!




JUDGE SMAILS - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"


TAGS: movie quotes caddyshack
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm, #163497
Airman...............FTW!!!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:47 pm, #163494
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:41 pm, #163492
5 Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


SECRET ETERNAL YOUTH -




YOUR CHOICE - Stupidity or Irony




ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




EVER NOTICE THE QUIET ONES MOAN THE LOUDEST -


TAGS: quiet women moan the loudest
Rating: 4.65/5

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carebear - March 2, 2012, 5:21 pm, #217086
I beg to disagree


WHY SO SERIOUS -


TAGS: yoko quote funny cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Alfredogarcia - November 18, 2010, 9:18 pm, #203003
I thought Yoko Ono was a man??
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:10 pm, #197045
hahahahahachangeyouravatar
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #197044
Me, I actually make a joke out of it by saying "Atten hut!"
culos - October 5, 2010, 4:10 am, #196835
Aren't all British men????
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:16 am, #196826
John Lennon was gay?
animeenthusiast - October 5, 2010, 12:34 am, #196819
Hate Yoko Ono, love Yoko Matsugane.
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:26 pm, #196807
I took a dump and not only was it better looking that Yoko it had a better singing voice.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:56 pm, #196778
my left shoe is better looking than Yoko
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 8:55 pm, #196776
Note...Better looking than Yoko


LOVE IS IN THE AIR - Or, At Least, In The Trees




THE TRUTH - WE MUST COVER IT UP!




ALL ABOUT ASS -




TEST THE BOUNDARIES -




CLASSY WOMEN - You can tell by their "Mullet" t-shirts and Bud bottles.


TAGS: red neck bang squad
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:50 am, #186008
Sometimes he just wants hair enough to pull
MissRed - July 23, 2010, 12:19 am, #186006
As was mine.
agdaniele - July 23, 2010, 12:12 am, #186003
That isn't really a complaint!
MissRed - July 23, 2010, 12:09 am, #186002
Who doesnt want tube socks?
agdaniele - July 23, 2010, 12:08 am, #186001
... in tube socks.
agdaniele - July 23, 2010, 12:08 am, #186000
Most days, a man wants classy... but some days, he just wants a fun, sure thing.


BURLESQUE MARTINI - Mix Gin, Vermouth and garnish liberally with Dita.


TAGS: dita martini burlesque
Rating: 4.46/5

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valkor - January 24, 2011, 2:51 am, #210654
I like my martini dirty, very very dirty.
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm, #210621
Shaken, not stirred.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:09 am, #210543
agreed. funny i had this same pic lined up for this months "adult beverages" day but couldn't thin of a funny caption for it.
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 2:42 am, #210530
I love Dita and burlesque this is an instant 5


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm, #168121
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm, #168120
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm, #163669
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm, #163493
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm, #163486
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm, #163481
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


EPIC SQUIRT - She wins!




THE RESIGNATION - knock,knock; who's there; CD player; CD player, who; CEEEE DEEEEZ NUTZ...PLAYER! I QUIT!


TAGS: i quit
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by poonedadee

spacedog - June 15, 2010, 8:20 pm, #180504
This is funny without making a political statement. Works for me.
GreyScorpion - June 15, 2010, 6:11 pm, #180494
this most likely should have gone over to politifake, but I LOL'd at the pic and text


A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To




IF YOU ANSWERED "TRUE" TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - . . . you might be a redneck




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